Wish I was a "PETER".

thud!! thud!! hey u wat u doing? U lazy moron.. cant' u do something useful in life bla bla !@$#@$%$@% ...clapperclawed my nous. Well.. its time to revamp my blog.. and start 2 throw in my thoughts after tortuous two years to obtain another undergrad like degree that totally have changed the way I looked at things (hold on.. I am not talking about any business concept or any gyans ) in this world. Yes! I am gonna denude before you some of the eruditions that I think would have made me a boffo especially after an MBA from US .

First, wish I had the (funny) accent just as he had .. just add words like freakin, dude, well ahmm.., im like, whaaaat, oh maaaan.... and some other crap.. (remember everything shud have an accent!!).

Wish I could name some english rock songs from 80's, 90's in a random convo like him and pin a poster / wall paper in my room and comp to show that I am the next gen kid totally cool and OPEN MINDED!! "WISH I WAS HIM"..

Wish I was not single and committed to a gal in India and speak arbit and random kiddish comment to attract the gals attention to get the title of being the most humorous person and offcourse would have given me a "Universal Brother" honor here (this status is given only to few priviledged in most engineering colleges in India).

Wish I was not a BIG fan of Rajnikanth and instead appreciated good looking heroes, who never knew what they were doing in front of the bioscope. May be I would have not been type casted as a typical ghetto guy whose knowledge is restricted to class-c zone!!

Wish I was a him! may be that would have changed the way the Indian crowd first looked at me..
I bet most of the junta judged me either as a typical Tambi guy who knows nothing beyond sambhar and curd rice.. or a nerdy kid who unknowingly joined the MBA bandwagon!! well thats fair n square coz thats completely human I remember the day when a missy said "Hey! cool maan! your reputation is improving day by day .. I heard that u did great things in the conf!".. n I said to myself.. "POODEEEEEEEE" lol!

oops!! who is this guy I want to be.. well- He is whom we call "PETER". The roots goes back to my engineering days where we used to called some characters with NickName. So Peter, this name was given to a person who is over-enthu shows off in every chance he gets and becomes the most trusted guy among the gals group to carry the title of "Universal Bro".

Someone said it very well..."The other side is always green..." very much true who knows what that Real Peter/Universal Bro must be thinking about his pathetic life LOL!!! ROTFL!!